Wednesday, October 30, 2024

OMM2024 - Night 30: Creep (2014)

We're almost there! Tonight's movie for #OctoberMovieMarathon is one I've had on my watchlist for awhile. Larry's joining me too!

It's been a blast and if I remember when I get back from Internationals- I might even do a recap/summary of the movies this year. I think that sounds like a fun thing... are you interested?
 
Night 30
Creep (2014)
8/10
Aaron responds to an online ad for filming services at a vacation home.

This movie is a high 8. It's not quite a 9, but it's close! It's another found footage movie which progressively gets more and more awkward and uncomfortable. It's frustrating in the best ways as you wait for the other shoe to drop. I think you could enjoy this either by yelling at the screen or sitting in mounting terror. I love it.

It's so neat to see a stalker story following a guy- give this one a watch. I'm still stunned that one scene, if taken out of context is just silly, is totally scary in the movie.

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I really enjoyed how Larry and I were going back and forth about what was happening and how it was going to turn out for the first third of the movie. It does even out and sticks to it's throughlines by the end. But let me tell you- the final scenes- I didn't expect them to show Aaron's demise! And then the sudden short reveal of Josef putting the tape away next to a bunch of others?? Woah!

I think there is a sequel to this movie and I'm 100% going to watch it if it is. This one was so fun.

Tuesday, October 29, 2024

OMM2024 - Night 29: Bone Tomahawk (2015)

#OctoberMovieMarathon

Night 29:
Bone Tomahawk (2015)
8/10
It's the wild west in the town of Bright Hope. When 3 people are abducted by a strange cannibalistic group, the sheriff and his posse ride out to rescue them.

One of the big joys of this movie is the mood. The tone is set right at the start and it's solid all the way through. From the lighting and scenery to the costumes and mannerisms, it's fantastic. The characters are also great. Sometimes with movies that don't feature a lot of dialogue or exposition dumps can get confusing or let the characters blend together. But not our main 4 guys. They stay distinct and we really get to know them as we travel to the scene of the final climax. Kurt Russel and all our leading men are fantastic in this.
 
It's a bit on the gorey side for me- but thankfully we don't linger on visuals and rely on some effective (granted very disturbing) sound design. As good as the movie is, it is a bit long at over 2 hours. I feel like someone could very easily rate this a 9/10, but it just didn't hit that special something to push it above 8 for me.

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Surprisingly, I don't have much of an issue with the women in this movie. There aren't that many women in the story, but none of them are treated as simple props or emotional crutches. And then the fact that the story focuses mostly on the men doesn't feel like the women are unfairly sidelined. The only exception to this are the two female Troglodytes at the end, which just felt like an unnecessary gross out/"look how horrible these people are" moment. I mean we already got to see them chop a man in half penis first- did we really need to see two women in that state? Unneeded. And then we just... leave them? *shudders*

Other than that though, this movie was good. There's a bit of a reverse "Misery" scene (this one has a great use of sound and a cutaway), humanity for the jerk character, some excellent physicality expressing the physical pain the characters are in, and it's just good. If you like the wild west, but enjoy it being a bit more grounded and more serious- this is the movie for you.

Monday, October 28, 2024

OMM2024 - Night 28: Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

 Here we go team- it's late and it's time for the next entry in the #OctoberMovieMarathon! I first heard of this movie at a friend's house, when we were flipping through channels and this was on- we kept it there for... maybe a minute? before my friend saw the clowns and said we had to change it because she was scared of clowns and knew this movie had clowns in it. Then, this year I think, I was at my parent's house and this movie was on TV! I caught glimpses of it, but not enough to actually see the movie. So I was really excited to finally see what this movie is all about.

Night 28:
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
8/10
A shooting star lands outside of town, but at the impact site is a... big top tent? With clowns that aren't from this planet.

It's getting an 8 for goofiness. This feels like another dimension's Rocky Horror Picture show. It's fine technically, good even! Though the Klowns themselves are the same level of animatronic as the live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- it's still nice to look at. It's silly, it's funny, it's a good time.

I also think I really enjoy seeing gore/scary objects but put through a filter. Similar to Dave Made a Maze, where it's all filtered through a "cardboard box" theme, this movie is filtered through "clown/carnival". I was laughing the whole time- this was so fun! I'd watch it again 100%. Heck, let me come over and watch it with you!

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I think my favorite part of this movie was the popcorn moving around the bathroom- that was just so fun and almost cute. They give me the same vibes as the soot sprites from "Spirited Away". The shadow puppet scene was also super cool. The effects were awesome! They're not super realistic or anything, but they hit the sweet spot between goofy-low-tech and dated that works perfectly. For sure an example of doing what you can with the budget and know-how you have. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that some of the costumes or props were actually really sophisticated, because they just work so well.

I also appreciated that the mean cop got what was coming for him- but it was still a funny scene.

I can see how this movie might have terrified young kids, from the scene with the girl at the restaurant it's clear this movie was made before clowns were a common phobia. Add to that the way the klowns move and you've got some grade A nightmare fuel. But watching it as an adult (who's not scared of clowns) it was just a fun time. And I really love how the klowns used clowny things as weapons and gimmicks.

And I have to wonder, this has to have been an inspiration for "Big Top Burger" by Worthikids on YouTube right? It's gotta be.

Anyways, this one is fun! If you're scared of clowns you might feel differently, but it's a goofy good time!

Sunday, October 27, 2024

OMM2024 - Night 27: It Follows (2014)

It's the last days of the #OctoberMovieMarathon! I can't believe it's almost November, wow. And in just a few days I'll be heading off on a trip, it's been a busy month! I could have sworn I'd seen this movie, but after watching the opening- I think I've only seen scenes from it. So it's time for a proper watch!

 
Night 27
It Follows (2014) 
9/10
After having sex with her boyfriend for the first time, a girl discovers that she now has an entity following her- and the only way to get rid of it is to pass it on...

Wow!! Considering how simple the premise is, this was a fantastic film! They show you just enough to keep you hooked but leave everything else up to the classic fear of not seeing something scary. The tension is fantastic, the pacing is good, and though there was a brief moment of "ew gross please no", it's very, very good.

If you haven't seen this movie- seriously watch it! Add it to your scary movie list. It deserves a spot!

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This is one of those movies that's scary, but I'm super excited to dive into a bunch of video essays on it. There's so much you can glean from this I can't wait to see what more context about it's production and the time it was filmed in can tell me. I wasn't expecting it to work so well, since I've often heard it described as "that one tumblr post about the snail, except it moves at a walking pace for people" and frankly I've seen too many tumblr posts about the best way to defeat the snail to take that seriously. But, even though I'd love to see those posts with this entity, it was still incredibly tense and just an all around great spooky movie!
 
I will say, the reason this movie doesn't get a perfect score is that I don't understand the use of the shapeshifting thing. Obviously, it seems that at first the entity is going to be strangers in group settings and a friend/family member in 1on1 scenes. And that is mostly true- but I don't understand why two of the big sequences feature parents. The scene with Greg's mom in particular was really... gross. I know it's not actually her- but it was still a jarring moment to see that. And then at the end we get a scene where the entity is her dad? EWW WHY? I don't want to think about that aspect movie >.<

The movie also has quite the unequal amounts of nudity. Boobs galore, and like a few guys with their shirts off, plus 1 fully naked man like 20feet away. So that could be better.
 
But overall- this was a great movie! I can't wait to see if the sequel comes out- apparently there's a "They Follows" in the works, due to start shooting in 2025. Huzzah!

Saturday, October 26, 2024

OMM2024 - Night 26: Level 16 (2018)

Tonight I'll be joined by Larry! Closing in on the end of the 2024 #OctoberMovieMarathon

Night 26
Level 16 (2018)
9/10
Vivian and Sophia attend a boarding school for clean girls, but as they advance through the levels they discover that things are not what they seem.
 
This movie was great! It's more of a thriller than a traditional scary movie- but it's pretty spooky. They do a lot with the set work and the costuming. Lots of little things that hint at what's happening without giving it away, and oh do you feel for all the girls in this movie. I love the world building and the characters. I also have to give it to our lead actresses- they portray their characters so convincingly as young girls- it's pretty impressive.

Give this one a watch! I'm going to have to add director Danishka Esterhazy and Canada as places to find more good films.

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Without giving exactly what's happening away- Larry and I were immediately thinking along the lines of a "Get Out" or "Promised Neverland" situation. The story and reasonings are different though. I'm a little 50/50 on the ending for the Doctor, on the one hand I like that we don't get 100% clarity on who he's working with or how they started this whole thing- but on the other hand... I wanna know!! But if I think about it critically- that's not what this story is about. And an exposition dump/flashback/reveal scene would have just hamstringed the final act. There's for sure more things that could have been explored a little more- but that probably would have happened were this a book or a TV series. The limited time of a movie really makes you hone in on what's important for the story. And I think Esterhazy nailed that balance.

I like how the girls feel so different than other shows that feature kids in peril. The way they act, the decisions they make- it's heartbreaking but completely understandable knowing how they grew up. Watching these girls make decisions based on what we know about them is so believable.

I could go on and on about how much I liked this movie, but I don't want to give too much away. I mean from the start it's pretty obvious this isn't a normal boarding school and something sketchy is happening, but you should just watch it and find out for yourself! It's good!

Friday, October 25, 2024

OMM2024 - Night 25: Day of the Triffids (1963)

I got to watch this movie during my platelet donation, I often find these older movies are generally good for watching in a louder environment. They're usually a bit more over-the-top and feature loud music stings to keep you in the mood. #OctoberMovieMarathon

Night 25
Day of the Triffids (1962)
7/10
After a once-in-a-lifetime meteor shower, most of the world is stricken blind. At the same time, large and mobile plants, the Triffids, start to hunt down people. We follow a scattered band of survivors as they try to navigate this apocalypse.

A surprisingly solid movie! At least in my experience, these older movies from the 60's are a bit hit or miss. But this one had a solid premise and didn't try to make everything into a moral or harp on a specific trope. I really enjoy how we follow 2 distinct groups: some people on the mainland (which lets us see how the world at large is getting on and "run away" from the Triffids) and a scientist duo who are trapped on an island (which gives us the "boarding up doors and try to figure out how to kill them" plotline). The plants themselves are a bit... silly looking, but there are some moments where they seem decently creepy or threatening.
 
There is a dearth of characterization for the women in the movie (unsurprising for this time), and a bit of blasé attitude towards the newly blind population. We're for sure supposed to be following the specific 5 main characters and not really caring all that much about anyone else. The tension was good throughout- I like that there's not a full explanation of how or why- we just have to deal with what's happening.
 
 If you're in the mood for a bit of an older style movie- this one is fun! There's also lots of opportunity for riffing on it if it needs a bit of extra oomph for your tastes :)

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This movie follows that classic "scary threat from ~someplace~ destroys humanity" feel, but it's surprisingly grounded. We get quite a lot of scenes where we visit with other people in peril and see how this sudden blindness is affecting them. A train station with people desperate to get to a taxi or call their family, a plane with the pilots desperately calling for help while trying to reassure the passengers that everything is fine, even a doctor at the start says "the optic nerve is gone" to explain why he can't see and then jumps out of a window. If the movie didn't move on so quickly from those scenes it would be incredibly dark.

As expected though, the women aren't treated with the same respect as the men. We get a lot of women screaming when they see the plant vs men just... getting eaten without much complaint (strong and silent I guess). The worst offender is probably the scientist duo, where the lady screams bloody murder at the sight of the Triffid, and the man fights it off only to then have to comfort her because she's not sobbing and terrified. Even though these plants are generally slow-moving and didn't actually get that close to her- it's the type of scene parodied in Austin Powers with the steam roller.

Two scenes that I did enjoy from a visual standpoint were when the Triffids are gathered en masse by the Spanish house- the sudden shot revealing So. Many. of them was shocking. It's like a forest of them! And a little later, when the Triffids are being burned we see their corpses, I guess? Which to me looked like 3 big vines with a skull in the middle. That might not have been intentional- but it was creepy to get to see what could almost be their faces. If true, it hints that they are not just plants but thinking sentient beings (cause what else would have a skull for a brain?). Or it's just a creepy looking corpse for a plant.

There's also a scene where a roving group of... escaped convicts? take over the house where our main guy and girl were staying and have trapped all the women in one room to make them dance for them. One girl is even half-dragged upstairs screaming before she is able to throw the guy down the stairs (good for her). But after our main guy sneaks in and is able to whisk the one lady who can see out of the room- we just... leave. Our main guy puts the girl and the lady in the truck and drives off as a bunch of plants slowly advance on the men- who are too drunk to realize what's happening. Leaving all the other blind women with them.

As I was watching this movie, I kept thinking- what if there was a reboot made where we get to follow some blind people? It makes sense that most of the population would suffer from panic at first, anyone would if you suddenly lost your vision. But there are people who are blind and would be able to navigate the world in the same way they were before. I think it could be a really cool film where suddenly the disabled population is the group who can handle everything and has to now care for and teach everyone else. We get a tiny bit of this at the end with the Spanish couple, but they don't really dwell on it. I'm no expert on disability representation- but it seems like an obvious choice to have people who are already blind lead the way in this new world as everyone else tries to adjust suddenly losing a sense.

There is a movie from the 80's as well as 2 TV series from the 80's and 2000's respectively. I don't know if they evolved the premise at all, but I'd be willing to give them a shot. This one is fun! Give it a watch- and if it's not quite good enough- you can probably riff on it enough to make it a really good time. :)

Thursday, October 24, 2024

OMM2024 - Night 24: Sleepy Hollow (1999)

 The Legend of Sleepy Hollow is a ghost story I heard as a small child and for YEARS it terrified me. I don't even think I knew the details of the story aside from the Headless Horseman. So this story was a bit of a personal fear to overcome for the #OctoberMovieMarathon

Night 24
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
5/10
Detective Ichabod Crane is sent to the rural town of Sleepy Hollow to investigate a series of murders.
 
I don't know what story I heard as a child, but even though I was primed for a terrifying experience- this movie didn't deliver. It is a twist on your typical Sleepy Hollow- with Ichabod being a detective instead of a teacher, and there being more of a focus on the mystery of what's happening and who's behind it.

But, to be honest, it doesn't hold your attention. Everything is is muted grey tones (with the exception of red) and the characters are all pretty flat. There's some attempt at a backstory with Ichabod himself and hints that the whole town knows something, but it doesn't go anywhere. And though the movie does feature Christina Ricci- they don't do anything with her or give her anything to do. Which is a shame.

I'll also say that I kept being brought out of the story because Katrina (Ricci's character) and Ichabod (Depp's character) are supposed to be love interests- but look at this poster and tell me it doesn't read as an adult man and a child. This tracks, since at the time of filming Depp was 36 and Ricci was 19- but it really reads like a huge age gap even in the movie with the costumes. *shudders* I swear for the opening bit I could have read the awkward relationship as a father figure thing, but nope.

This one you can probably skip. There's a bit of the Burton charm in it, but not nearly as much as some of his other films. Though the scenes with the horseman are fun- the stunt work for him in particular was really cool. But I don't think that's quite enough to sit through the movie.
 
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As I said earlier, the main "romantic" subplot just didn't feel like a real romance to me. Aside from the obvious age gap which makes it feel gross, there's no chemistry between the characters. The love triangle that's such a big part of the original story isn't here at all. There's also quite a few women in the story that just look incredibly young, even when they are supposed to be adult women with children. You can probably chalk that up to typical Hollywood casting choices, but I always find that to be a big turn off. Especially when the men have a wider range of ages and body types. A perfect example of this is the flashbacks with young Ichabod- where he's with his mother (we learn this later, at first it's just a boy being called Ichabod by a lady). His mother has a dress with so much cleavage the overhead shots felt like they were riding on a prayer that her boobs wouldn't pop out. This is a very odd choice when the flashback is between a child and his mother- why is she so boobalicious?

One of the main issues I have with this retelling of Sleepy Hollow is it feels confused. We start up with Ichabod saying that the current justice system is corrupt and needs to adapt to the new century and move away from the medieval torture they currently use. This was set up well with a man who has, very clearly, been beaten up by the cops bringing him in- who are asked "what happened to him?" "Nothing, arrested for robbery" and they throw him into a pit covered by iron bars. It's a great way to start off the movie by showing an issue and also giving us a clue that things will be overexaggerated for effect.

We don't keep this slightly theatrical style though, and in Sleepy Hollow everything is dull and grey and people are getting their heads chopped off and it's just... boring? The four heads of the town know instantly that it's the Headless Horseman, which Ichabod doesn't believe because "science and reason". We drift into a bit of a magic vs science ideas, where Ichabod is using new-fangled items to solve the crime- like saying the body shouldn't be moved, using chemicals to produce a reaction to prove something, etc. But this also isn't explored. In fact, from the flashbacks with his Mom, we learn that she was a witch of some sort- so if anything Ichabod should be totally on board with the idea of magic, since his mother was condemned by the justice system. Plus when Ichabod gets advice from a witch and later we see Katrina doing witchy things- he's nonplussed. I don't know why they set up this idea of "science vs magic" and then don't do anything with it.

Perhaps it's because they were going for the mystery aspect- of someone controlling the horseman and purposefully going after people. But they don't introduce that idea until maybe halfway through? And I feel like there weren't any actual clues that would allow you to guess who the real culprit was before the reveal, and I am a firm believer in that mysteries should have enough clues for sharp-eyed viewers to figure out the solution instead of a bait and switch that no one could figure out.
 
So yeah... all in all, a let down, and for sure not one of Burton's better films. Watch a different movie instead.